Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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