So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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