I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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