Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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