yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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