kristin has been a bad kristin
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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