I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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