Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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