i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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She even gives head with a lisp.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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