Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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