I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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