I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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