you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm bleeding and have questions
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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