Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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