did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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