im gay
i know
yea but for you.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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