I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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