i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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