Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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