Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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