I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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