ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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