Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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