how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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