google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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