I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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