we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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