dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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