Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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