Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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