I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize