you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
either way he was missing a nipple.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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