I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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