please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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