i wish starbucks made bloody marys
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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