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i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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