hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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