Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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