Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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