i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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