Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You ate ashes out of my bong
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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