At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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