bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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so much tequila, so little girl.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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