whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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