I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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