Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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