he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It's just like the Real World with babies
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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