Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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