We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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