Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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